Where do I start? Tim is the founder of RealChems. The man behind it all! A Psychedelic wanderer and passionate party connoisseur who has been a proud researcher for many years. His proudest achievement is RealChems! I am pleased to be sharing with you the real story of Tim and RealChems… Enjoy!
Tim Meets Roxy: A REAL Story (it’s really real)
Many years ago, Tim and a handful of his friends were living on the side of a big beautiful mountain in Canada. Everything was going well….until one day!
It was a crisp and sunny afternoon. Tim was frolicking through a snow-filled forest, taking in the sights of the nature that surrounded him. He couldn’t believe the beauty he was witnessing. It was as if he was viewing the forest with a brand new set of eyes! It was pure magic.
Suddenly, things took a turn. One moment, he was climbing evergreen trees, despite the prickles. Finally, he jumped down into a pile of fresh snow. With next to no warning, a great white bear approached him! Considering Tim’s luck (or lack of), this is not surprising! Without a clue of what to do, Tim stood still in shock. The bear was not happy about his presence and began to charge at full speed. Before Tim could formulate a single thought, he began to fight off the beast with his bear hands!
Tim struggled as he fought for his life! Everything was happening in slow-motion as Tim thought to himself ‘This is it. I am really going to die!’. Amid the pure chaos, Tim looked down in the snow and saw something had fallen out of his pocket that caught his eye. It was a 5 strip of LSD. He looked up at the bear, only to see the bear wasn’t a bear. It was actually a random hiker, who stood in front of him with a stunned look across her face. Yup, those tabs definitely weren’t ‘bunk blotters’….
Turns out Tim was so high that he forgot he took LSD that morning and came across another hiker who wore a large white fuzzy winter coat. Tim, tripping absolute balls, mistook her for a fearful bear.
‘‘Damn, this is some good acid!’’ Tim shrieked.
‘‘Are you insane?! You almost killed me!’’ The poor woman yelled back in a fitful rage.
Tim, still tripping, frantically apologised and asked for a name.
‘‘The names Roxy. Roxy Rampage. But it seems as though you would suit my name better than I do, you absolute psycho!’’
Roxy picked up the 5 strip of LSD and passed it to Tim. ‘‘I think you dropped these.’’
The rest was history!
RealChems is born
As time went on, Roxy and Tim became good friends and bonded over their many common interests. As you may have guessed, one common interest that came up was psychedelics and other exciting chemicals. Tim has always been fascinated by chemistry and even had his own mini-laboratory on the land he lived on with Roxy and their friends. At this point, Tim was wildly intrigued by the vast world of Research Chemicals and would spend days on end researching said chemicals in his little lab.
Tim’s good friend happened to be a famous reptilian (yes, Lizard Labs) and they would often discuss new novel compounds together. Being a good friend, the reptilian always encouraged Tim to do more with his hobby. It was clear to the reptilian that Tim knew a lot more about the chemicals that he was researching than your average Joe. After enough encouragement and much contemplation, Tim decided to open up his very own Research Chemical company and provided a one-stop shop for like-minded individuals to experiment with unique and niche Tryptamines and Lysergamides, which were Tim’s favourite chemical classes to spend time with. Of course, Roxy was on board and joined the venture!Over the years, Tim and Roxy put a lot of work into RealChems and watched it grow beyond their wildest dreams.
Once upon a time, Tim and Roxy were packing a few orders a day at the bottom of the mountain. Now they have found themselves living in the Netherlands, managing the entity that is now RealChems. To this day, both RealChems and their shared passion for Research Chemicals have only grown and Tim couldn’t be more proud.
The moral of the story is? Well, there are two.
1) Hard work, dedication and passion really do pay off.
2) Take acid in the woods and you may stumble upon a life-long friend, start a Research Chemical company.
Oh, one last thing…. Anything can happen! Especially if you eat LSD for breakfast.
